just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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