Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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