The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Randomize
