last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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