super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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