I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I wish i was in the wii world.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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