I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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