ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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