Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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