went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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