we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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