You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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