This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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