Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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