Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
She announced her abortion via fbk
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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