Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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