Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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