Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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