My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Randomize