Buhtt sex?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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