Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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