The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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