my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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