Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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