ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
There r osticjed everywhere
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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