do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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