kristin has been a bad kristin
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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