I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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