my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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