Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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