you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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