Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
She's like a pop up book from hell.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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