his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
