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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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