don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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