Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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