Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
You left your phone here
Wait...
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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