Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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