Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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