There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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