Sponge bath it is.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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