you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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