I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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