they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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