just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
