I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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