But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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