White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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