I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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