My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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