I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
handjob tips. give me some.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
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