The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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