operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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