okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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