since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Randomize
